Looking together, we found this site...IQ basics. 70 is not the average IQ. 85-114 is considered to be the "range of average." Of course, after all this talk and research, I had to know my own IQ. I used to be pretty 'smart'... good test taker and such... but as I have spent more time momming and less time actually stimulating my intellect, I have noticed that I do feel less and less intelligent. That sounds pathetic... I guess it is...
So I took this online test.
Did I wait until the kids were in bed and I was in a calm and quiet, serene, uncluttered space? No. Why would I do that? I might have had that foresight had I still been as 'smart' as I was in the olden days. I needed to know now. So I read and figured and clicked and clacked and hit "submit" while being climbed on and screamed at and hearing someone hollering
which translates into "wipe my butt."
I couldn't wait to find out the results of my Intelligence Quotient test. The screen told me it would be emailed to me. It wasn't. I tried to obtain the results again. No email. Oh, right.... spam. Check the spam. The results of my IQ test were fittingly in my spam box ;-)
Believe it or not, quite a few synapses are still firing correctly! Truly, I was astonished.
You'd never know it if you had seen my bone-head move last night, though... I walked by an open cupboard door and closed it as I passed... but not until my foot was perfectly positioned under the sharp corner so as to gouge the heck outta my Achilles. It hurt so much that I almost shouted out profanity. And I felt not-so-bright. Four good-sized chunks of flesh un-gently removed... and blood.
Blood, I tell ya.
I felt like such a dingdong. Wish I had a DingDong. But I didn't...
Baby X had made cupcakes... all by herself. And she gave one to meeeeee!
I could eat it because it was gluten-free ;-)
I felt much better.
Have you ever taken an IQ test? What did you think of it?
Do you like a treat when you get a boo-boo?